Ruin Ritual / Midnight Ruin Club

Less doomscroll.
More plot twist.

One weird little mission. Every night. An AI-powered ritual for the chronically online who want to do something other than refresh.

Starts at $17/month. Your time. Your tiny rebellion.

Ruin Ritual hero
Mission specimen02:14 AM

Give your most boring desk object a villain origin story.

Write three lines. Photograph the evidence. Your stapler has waited long enough.

The club’s ground rules

Your proof starts private.You choose the delivery time.Weird, not reckless.

01 / The nightly loop

A side quest.
Not a self-help sermon.

No perfect morning routine. No inspirational dashboard. Just a small interruption to the same old night.

The point is playful disruption—not danger, humiliation, or dragging unwilling people into your mission.
01

Tell us your particular brand of stuck.

Seven questions about your habits, your life, and what’s currently getting on your nerves. Not a personality test. Mission fuel.

02

Pick your hour. Meet your mission.

One short, AI-generated side quest arrives each night at the time you choose. Something small, strange, and tailored to you—not another productivity assignment.

03

Bring receipts. Get roasted.

Upload your private proof and get a sharp little roast or praise back. Each completion creates a shareable ruin card. Keep it to yourself or let the group chat wonder.

Turn up the ritual

Same mission. Different disasters.

Group Chaos puts members on shared missions. Compare interpretations, compete for bragging rights, and discover just how differently people can misunderstand a simple instruction.

Weekly Boss Fight

A bigger challenge when a tiny nightly detour isn’t enough.

Archive of Shame

A members-only feed of shared mission proof. Private submissions stay separate from what you choose to share.

02 / Choose your chaos

Small price. Strange nights.

Start with the nightly ritual. Go deeper when you want company for the chaos.

The soft entry

$17 / month

Personalized nightly missions, private proof, AI roast or praise, and shareable ruin cards.

Full unhinged

$39 / month

The nightly ritual plus Group Chaos, Weekly Boss Fight, and Archive of Shame.

I own this chaos

$97

Custom long-form missions and private community access. Check plan details for billing terms.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
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03 / Your next night

Give the group chat
a better story.

Answer seven questions. Set your hour. Let your next scroll session become something worth remembering.

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